Spoonsie’s Blog

FOODGASM: This is generally defined by an orgasmic dance of the taste buds either due to consumption of devine food item, or simply due to foodporn. I.e. “My lunch was sushigasm”

PEEN: The male organ…  the penis, snausage, one eye snake, whatever you want to call it.  I call it PEEN.  If you hear me refer to you as “I want to touch his PEEN”; this would be a good thing. Please see the PEEN List for more information! http://spoonsie.wordpress.com/peenlis/

BEWBS: ( . Y . )  <——-  also called by most people as Breasts or boobs.  (makes honking sound when squeezed)

PEWP: This is a tricky one.   It could mean the taste of what I made as a dinner fail.  It could mean actual poop or it usually means that I am a tired brain fart i.e “I am soo pewped tonight!”

ADORKABLE: A geeky dork that you can’t help but adore.

FRIDAYLICIOUS: the Spoonsietionary™equivalent of TGIF… the feeling that this spoon wakes up with on a Friday morning!

VOLUNTOLD: <———- Being volunteered against your will to do something you have no envy of doing, don’t necessarly care to do and has little to no benefit for you.

SUNDAYNIAL: The state of mind where one wakes up on a Sunday and refuses to acknowledge the fact that tomorrow, it’s back to the grind.

BACONESQUE: In the manner of, or resembling the aroma, crispy sound, taste, color, or essence of bacon.  A redeeming quality; something noteworthy, as designated by the Princess of Bacon.

FROMUNDA: A smell or substance that comes from the build up of sweat in the area between the balls and the ass, commonly known as the gooch.